20 September 2010

pick up a fucking book


super sad true love story

by. gary shteyngart.

"All right, Mediastuds and Mediawhores," Noah said. " we're streaming live here as Lenny Abramov tries to FAC for the first time. This is a future-reference event, folks, so widen your bandwidth. This is like the Wright brothers learning to fly, except neither of them was mildly retarded like our boy Lenny here. JBF, Nee-gro. Tell me if I'm going too far. Or wait. There's no such thing as too far in Rubenstein's America. Too far is when you're shot in the back if the head somewhere Upstate and the National Guard burns your body to a crisp and flushes down a cold winter's port-a-potty at some Secure Screening Facility in Troy." pg 89




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